New Moon

I went to see New Moon today and it was hooooooorrrrrrrribleeeeeeee it was worse than i expected! It was sooooooo long and i was just sitting thee wishing it was over (though this might also be due to the fact i had to go piddly diddly department). Everybody was saying how hot Taylor Lautner is and i have to say I DO NOT AGREE. The guy who played Demetri was WAY cooler. The first time Lautner took his shirt off a shouted at the screen to put his shirt back on XD Also when the movie started, in the opening titles me and my friend Angela started singing the Harry Potter theme (which compared to New Moon, the movies are excellent, though i am faithful to the books through and through) Me and my other friend, Kate, got told to shut up by some woman sitting near us because we were complaining about Robert Pattinson a wee bit to loudly. I would also like to point out that Edward Never looks at anyone in the eye, he kinda looks past them looking constipated. And i have a felling (spelled like that on purpose, inside joke) that Kristen Stuart is on drugs.

After the movie Kate, Angela and I went to all the shops downstairs and was trying on dresses. ¡Twas lots of fun! (haha, espanol style).

And i have got a reeeaaally sore ingrown toenail.

Felting

Hey guys, today i went to a felting course to learn how to felt, and i made a BAG. So awesome, here it is...

I am a professional photographer YEAH

Yesterday my Aunt, Uncle and Cousins came over for dinner, so while everyone was getting ready to eat, me and my Cousin, Maya, went outside to do some photography. They turned out great...

OMG LOL

Haha, it was so funny at Guitar on wednesday! Ok, i was sitting there in the room where i have my lessons and i was getting my guitar out of it's case. Then i picked up the case and lent it on the wall/window that looks into the other room where this guy was playing the piano (very intently). As i lent the case on the window the zips on it (the case) kinda tapped against the window and the guy playing the piano got such a fright and jumped around to see what made the noise. Doesnt sound so funny cause u had to be there and see the expression on his face. HILAAArious! Hahahaha.....


yeah...

Fairy dust

Ok. I was reading some blogs of friends of mine and some other random blogs and they all have this way of making their blogs all pretty and lovely and beautiful. No offense to them, the blogs are gorgeous and everything, but they still amuse me. A lot of those people aren't even like that in real life. Soooooooooooooooo, just as a fun thing to do i am gonna do a spoof on one of those blogs. Here we go...

Today was absolutely gorgeously hot and the sun beat down on my shiny, glitter flecked neck, like MILLIONS of lovely fairy wings. I felt like i could soar into the lovely sky and prance on clouds to my pretty heart's content! Suddenly, a unicorn galloped out of the beautiful forest and said she would carry my off to the land of many wonderful dreams. She said there i could eat cool ice cream with a lovely, shiny, plump, red, sweat-smelling, gorgeous, tasty, lovely, juicy, lovely, perfect, lovely cherry on top. I said i would, it would be simply perfect! So we galloped away from the harsh reality of life.


THE END!!!!

Bacon is a con

Heyyyyyyy do member that time when the Maccas add was:

BACON BACON BACON EVERYBODY LOVES BACON,
NO THERES NO MISTAKEN,
OUR PREMIUM QUALITY BACON!!!!!!!

It is a vair vair catchy tune, and even my lobely kosher (doesnt eat piggies) friend had it stuck in her head the whole time she was over for a sleepover. Hahahahaha funnay times...

Did you know that Bacon IS A CON? Cause it is. You see, BACON has a B and a A in it. A is VOWEL just like E. So we can scrap A and replace it with E. So it becomes BECON. The word BE means, er, you know what it means! So then you can scrap that and replace it with IS. So now we have ISCON. Obviously we just split up those two lobely words and we have IS CON. Then we add a little A in between cause A is in the original word so we have IS A CON. There you have it! See what the manufacturers are hiding from us? See, see SEEEEEEEE????? You would have to be blind freddy not to see that.

BACON IS A CON!

Thank you, thank you, thank you very much *in a naff impersonation of Elvis*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW WILL I GO ON!!!!!!!! THE GEORGIA NICOLSON SERIES HAS OFFICIALLY FINISHED! FINIS! FINESTRA! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SO LONG!!!!!! HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT YOUR POINTLESS RAMBLINGS A GENIOSITY EXTREME! I will just have to read it over and over again like Harry Potter. *sniff*. It is the bestiest book in da whole wide world! So here is a little haiku i wrote in honor of this parting...

Georgia Nicolson
I lobe you (but i'm not lez)
Pants for the memos

And that is it. Dont u just luuuuuuuuuuuuuurve it? I do. Its FUNNAY! Hahahahahahahahahaha. And sad. Boohoo :'(.

New blog!

Dont get scared O not faithful readers! I am not deleting this lobely blog. I have just merely made ANOTHER blog. This blog new blog is a BOOK REVIEW blog! Here is the link..

Awesomauce book reviews from Jupiter 2

I havnt actually reviewed any books on it cause i am in a hurry, but u should check it out soon cause i will post something!

My locker almost killed me

One lovely spring day, after school, all the happy children were making there way through the squishy corridors to their lobely lockers. I was amongst them (uh duh). Then suddenly, a very pathetic fight broke out! One dude pushed another dude and that dude that was pushed by the other dude fell practically on top of me while i was innocently getting my bag out of my bottom locker. This resulted in the little sticky outey thing that the lock slips into (no dirty thoughts there i hope!) jabbing me in the shoulder while my other arm was slammed into the side of the locker. Now i have a gorgeous red scaby thing on my shoulder along with a small bruise, and on the other arm a lovely red scrape and a MASSIVE bruise. THE END.