Bacon is a con

Heyyyyyyy do member that time when the Maccas add was:

BACON BACON BACON EVERYBODY LOVES BACON,
NO THERES NO MISTAKEN,
OUR PREMIUM QUALITY BACON!!!!!!!

It is a vair vair catchy tune, and even my lobely kosher (doesnt eat piggies) friend had it stuck in her head the whole time she was over for a sleepover. Hahahahaha funnay times...

Did you know that Bacon IS A CON? Cause it is. You see, BACON has a B and a A in it. A is VOWEL just like E. So we can scrap A and replace it with E. So it becomes BECON. The word BE means, er, you know what it means! So then you can scrap that and replace it with IS. So now we have ISCON. Obviously we just split up those two lobely words and we have IS CON. Then we add a little A in between cause A is in the original word so we have IS A CON. There you have it! See what the manufacturers are hiding from us? See, see SEEEEEEEE????? You would have to be blind freddy not to see that.

BACON IS A CON!

Thank you, thank you, thank you very much *in a naff impersonation of Elvis*