Friday, August 28, 2009

Gabrielle Chanel

Did u know that Coco Chanel's real name is Gabrielle? Well it is. Don't u think thats funny? I find that very funny seeing is its my name XD. Anyhoo, now this guy called Adam at school, who lobes all sorts of designery stuff keeps on calling me Coco. But i don't mind cause Coco is a cool name! Oky dokey artachokey what happened today?.... Well not much interesting but we did do some meditation in french and our teacher was saying things like "think about the moment you were most happy in life" and "think about 5 people you can tell all your problems and love the most" in this soft, drifty voice and I got really upset cause I was thinking about a time when I was most happy and it was actually probably that time when I was at Lenny B's house and we were on facebook and we did a quiz to see what my first child's name is going to be and I got Jacob (I am not going to explain why this is so funny to me on here but all i have to say is it has something to do with that person i had to mention in my previous post). Well that made me really upset cause me and Lenny B had so much fun that day and cause i moved to Melbourne that will not happen very much anymore :( . I also got really upset when i had to think of those 5 people because all of those people are in Brisbane :( . WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Love Gabsiwabsy

P.S. It turns out that that cheerleading lady did turn up but the stupid office didnt know what she was talking about EVEN THOUGH WE TOLD THEM SOMEONE WAS COMING!!!!!!!! So she left. ARGH!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Talent Quest

*says in sing songy voice* We had talent quest today we had talent quest today and iiiiii had no school cause i watched it all daaaaaaaaaaayy. BUT IT WAS NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES!!!!!!!! Because me and a few of my friends are doing that cheerleading stunt routine that i mentioned earlier, and because it was just sooooooooooo dangerous we had to get a trained qualified insured level 2 cheer leading instructor to come in but, BUT she NEVER WELL BLOODY TURNED UP!!!! We were all psyched and ready for our show and knew that this lady, Louise, was coming at 10:00 so we knew we would have to come out of the audience to collect her from the front office. So there we were in the audiance, minding our own business, when we looked at the clock and realized it was 10!!!!! Kate then rushed out to check for her and she wasnt there. 10:10. Still not there. We tried calling no answer.
10:30...
11:00...
12:00...
1:00...
SHE WAS NOT COMING!!!!!!!!!!! Well we didnt know this for sure as SHE NEVER CONTACTED US ABOUT IT but if someone is three hours late.... And Kate tried calling her 9 times! You should have seen Kate, it was pretty amazing. She had a full on spaz attack, with the spazzes and everything!!! (oo-er!). We ended up having this other gymnastics coach who was watching other girls watch us, even though she was not qualified in cheer leading (sssssshhh...). But it was good for me because while other people were in class, i got to wait around and watch the show and then in period 4, when we had finished our show, my sports class had there go at watching! So basically i watched the whole Talent Show, all day!!!
Lobe you heaps (well that depends who u r. I dont want to send love to any random old men)
I will change that then
Lobe my FRIENDS AND COOL NICE BLOG READERS heaps,
Gabaz

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

poo teachers

Pretty boring day today except at lunchy timey (but that wasnt not boring it was more actiony than the rest of the day), where we were TRYING to practice our cheer leading routine that we are doing for the talent quest tomorrow (!!!!!) but as we were practising this teacher came up to us and was all like "blah blah u stupid girls cannot practice without a qualified instructor blah blah otherwise i will lose my job blah blah i dont care if u will have to pull out of the talent quest blah blah blah BLAH". In the end we had to go to see the assistant principal who we could ask to get us cleared so we COULD do it on the oval and after about a million years of "we are very responsible little girls and the grass is very very soft and we all know how to do it properly, we were cleared. So off we trot down to the oval and started practicing. The these 2 OTHER teachers came along and started rambling on about how dangerous it was and how we could fall and break our little necks and "i am a qualified PE teacher, i teach PE" (ah DUH, what else would u teach?) so we had to stop practicing. Then Kate (my friend) started panicking and saying we should pull out cause we were not ready but we put our hands on our hips and gave the "you were the one to pull us into this when we didnt really want to do it and so we AREN'T BACKING OUT NOW!" and Kate had no choice but to go along with us. The end.

P.S. My friend Mia was complaining that I was always mentioning Lenny B but not her so i am gonna mention her now.


MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA

Monday, August 24, 2009

screaming Vati's

OMG THE funniest thing just happened. I was in my bedroom and in my bedroom there is this mannequin (i think thats how u spell it) with a big hooped dressy thing that i made a few years ago. So basically i was under the skirt (no dirty thoughts there i hope) and just chillaxing when my dad came into the room to give me five dollars. But he didnt know i was there. So he placed the money on my desk and started to walk back out of my room but as he walked past, I kinda came out from under the hoop and shouted a tiny wittle "rah!" and he screamed!!!!!! Have u ever heard ur dad scream? Well now I have and it is soooooooooooooooooooo funnay!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheer Comp

SOWWY SOWWY SOWWY that i didnt post yesterday my bloggy buddies. Would u like to know whyyyyyyyyyy????? Well basically i was at a CHEER LEADING COMPETITION. It was actually a lot of fun even though it vas vair vair small and there was only like 5 other clubs. It was at a really noice (or so my mutti says) sports center and it was in the basket ball courts where they had layed out ally these mats and put up balloons (perrrrdy balloons...). At firsty we had to just sit around waiting for our coach who is not actually our coach cause our REAL coach couldn't make it so i didnt know what she looked llike so i was all like "errrrr, is that her?". Eventually she arrived so we were able to start warming up. At one point i was trying to do a scorpion (which is where u grab ur leg while it is behind u then u pull it up so it is like a scorpion tail) but i cant actually do it (not because i am not flexible or anyfing but cause my arm doesnt twist right) so i pulled a muscle (is that the right spelling, or is that the shellfish?) in my shoulder and i was all like "ARGH ARGH ARGH I AM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO CHEER" but then i was ok so all was gut. Then we competed and i thought we did pretty good for a group that had gotten like 5 new people really recently and had only like 3 weeks to practice a whole new routine but some people thought we did bad so poo to them :P. In the end we came 3rd (out of three) and i bet there will be people from my squad reading this and thinking "YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO TELL THEM THAT GABBY" but blogging is all about being fully honest so that is what i am doing. Anyhoo, we have got another cheer comp this weekend that is supposed to be MUCH bigger and i hope we do really well.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Taming of the Shrew

well well well. Last night i went to see 'The taming of the shrew' by the Bell Shakespeare company. U know the one? By Billy Shakespeare? Yes well anyhoo. It was pretty good and there were some pretty great actors in it EXCEPT THE WERE ALL GIRLS!!!!! So all the girls were dressed up and acting as guys and i have to say some did a really good job BUT THEN A FEW TIMES THE CHARACTERS HAD TO KISS. So basically i was sitting there in the audience watching these two women full on snogging and i swear they got up to number 5 or somefing. And once these other two women were kissing and one of them was about 25 and the other around 45!!!!!! Pretty scary stuff. Other than that it was a really great play and hilariously funny.

Friday, August 21, 2009

broken arms

ARGH!!!!! The worst thing happened today!!!!!! Ok. During PE everyone was mucking around (except me cause i was sitting out cause i was "sick") And this guy in my class jumped up and was hanging from the basketball hoop when suddenly, from all away across the hall i heard this *SNAP*. And i spun around and saw him clutching his arm and groaning and i saw that his arm was all bent and it looked exactly like Harry's arm when Lockheart took out all the bones from it in HP 2!!!!!!! So basically the first thing I thought when I saw it was "where's Lockheart?". But then u know, i realized that this isnt Hogwarts and that made me depressed. IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!! I felt sick.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

I like Piiiiiee...

My Grandparents just came over for dinner and brought a yummy scrumboes pie. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

I am going to be Internet famous

I just came back from school. I have to walk home. It is really really really really really tiring. Not because I am weak or anything, but because there is a big humongous (or however u spell it) monster of a hill just before my house and i am all huffy puffy once i reach the top.

I have now decided that I am going to become an internet star. I am going to have a reeeeeally cool/funny/fabbo/exciting blog that everyone is going to love to read! This is basically because I read a vair gut book that was COMPLETELY a blog. Nothing else. And in the book this girl who is the blogger becomes internet famous and has readers reading her blog from all across the globe and Jupiter 2!!!!!!!!!! I thought that sounded pretty awesomauce if you ask me.

P.S. The book is called 'Big Woo'
P.P.S. I will find out the author at a later date
P.P.P.S Everyone should read it
P.P.P.P.S. Well maybe not guys, cause it is a girly book
P.P.P.P.P.S. I lobed it

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

PE

hello hello potential blog followers. This my second post (just letting those out there who are a bit on the dumb side know). Sooooooooo what happened today??? Well basically I went to school and we had PE. I HATE PE!!!!!! PE is stupid. I am terrible at sport so i basically just ended up walking around in circles thinking about the number 42. Once the ball whizzed RIGHT past my head. It was REALLY scary. I actually felt it skim my face! And I was all like "WOOAH" and then like, erm, thats all. It all went pretty quickly. HA! That reminds me of the time when me and my besty pally Lenny B were playing dodge ball (in PE :P) and we were bored so we were doing the kiss (as in by Prince, the bandy thing) dance from our musical when suddenly, out of nowhere, THWACK! A ball came flying through the air and hit Lenny B in the head. It was soooooooooooo hilarious!!!!!! And then everyone was gathering around her and asking if she was ok so she started crying but because I know her so well I knew she was laughing on the inside so I was like to everyone "GO AWAY SHE IS FINE LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!" So then we went into the bathroom and started laughing our heads off. Haaaaaaaa... good times, good times...

Monday, August 17, 2009

My awesomauce new Blog!

Hola mon amies! Welcome to my new Blog! I haven't ever had a blog before so yar. I always thought that my life is so not interesting enough to have a blog so I wouldn't make one but the my friend Veronica showed me how awesomauce blogging can be so I thought, why not? I am reasonably interesting and at least mon amie Gill likes reading what I write. Well, thats my intro and now I will talk a wittle bit about me at the mo. I am living in Melbourne, Australia and I have just moved here from Brisbane. I am reeeeeeaaaaally missing my friends and wish they were here wif me :( And er, thats all for now. I will post more tomorrow!